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Rhys Andrew and Ricardo Dines by Laura Allard Fleischl – Gay Times Magazine (May 2019)
At Subway…
Me: And can I have extra mustard please
Worker: Sure just tell me when…..
Me:
Worker:
Me: Okay that’s good, thanks….
Worker: *not stopping* *orgasming*
Me: STOP THAT’S TOO MUCH
Worker: *Still adding mustard*
Me:
Worker: Great! Thanks! The magic word!
Worker: Would you like anything else?
Me:
Worker: Okay that’ll be $7.50
Me: *pays*
Mom: Where is my fucking change?

This is so dumb i should not be laughing this hard
Stevie Nicks: I’m Not A Witch (1987)
Happy October




